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METAPHORIA
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Compiled by Nikhil
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Marry or lose your job
Bachelor professors at a women’s college in Bangladesh
have been given six months to get married after a teacher left
administrators red-faced by running away with a student. The Pirganj
Women College, 250 KM from Dhaka in the Rangpur district, has told the
teachers they must all be married within six months or they will lose
their jobs.
School administration took the drastic step after professor Sajedur
Rahman Rana fled with a female student, sparking protests from parents.
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Marriage keeps women
healthy Marriage has long
been known to hold substantial health benefits for men, and now a new
scientific study suggests the same is true for women.
The study, conducted on middle-aged women over a
13-year period by researchers from the Universities of Pittsburgh and
San Diego State, found that married women were less likely to develop
conditions that lead to heart disease than unmarried women provided the
marriage is a ‘happy’ one.
They also were less likely to experience depression,
anxiety or stress than women who were single, divorced, widowed or
unhappily married. Really bad news for spinsters!
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Congress campaign for TV
Everything is fair in love and war. However, in
recent times it has been extended to elections too. All of a sudden,
sections of the Congress in Kerala had grown unduly fond of TV. And the
party high command was worried. Party stalwarts and former Chief
Minister K Karunakaran had been going around Ernakuklam, which was to
have Lok Sabha by-election on September 23, telling everyone: "TV is
good for the people. Everyone should watch it. Our leader Indira Gandhi
had ushered in the TV revolution…"
The message was clearly against Congress candidate
M.O. John. For TV happened to be poll symbol of Viswanath Menon, a
former CPM member of the Lok Sabha, contesting as an Independent. Well
when one considers elections as war then there is nothing to get
surprised.
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Jennifer ‘dull’ Lopez
Jennifer Lopez is dull. Hard to believe but true
according to a poll by the New York Post on the most boring and
rude celebrities of Hollywood. Lopez has been termed "dull, boring. She
doesn’t read, she doesn’t watch TV or movies—nothing".
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Land in jail for costly
medical treatment! If you
are suffering from a serious ailment but have no money for treatment,
commit a crime and go to jail. The Union Territory of Chandigarh
administrations bear the cost of their treatment, no matter how high the
bill. Suspicious? Confirm it with the officials at Model Jail, Burail.
Bhatinda resident Sukhdev Kaushal, under trial in a
cheating case, underwent bypass surgery; cost: Rs.1.25 lakh. This is one
of the many examples of prisoners and under-trials undergoing treatment
free of cost by Section 455 of the Jail Manual that makes the State
Government responsible for ensuring free treatment of prisoners and
under trials. Is it a relief to the poor people needing expensive
medical treatment or wasting huge amount of public money for the dreaded
criminals?
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Three cheers for wine
drinking! Women who drink
moderate quantities of wine become pregnant more easily than their
teetotaller beer-sipping sisters, a Danish medical review reported
recently.
A study of 30,000 women showed that those who chose a
glass of wine over beer or spirits were most likely to conceive. The
least likely to be pregnant were the teetotallers. The research was
carried out by a team headed by Mette Juhl of the state serology
institute, Statens Serum Institure.
Now what will happen to ladies who protest for
selling wine, will they re-consider their decision?
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Be alert in sleep
Some people try too hard to conceal some of their
personality traits. They mould their way of living to achieve the goal.
But alas! to their regret their sleeping postures reveal the truth they
try to hide, according to a British sleep expert Chris Idzikowski,
director of the Sleep Assessment and Advisory Service and a visiting
professor at the University of Surrey in Southern England. He has
identified six common sleep positions and what they mean. For example,
people who assume the soldier position, flat on their back with arms at
their sides, are quiet and reserved. So be careful in sleep too!
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16 years of legal battle
damage Re.1 Sixteen years
after a waiter at a Nirula’s snack bar in Connaught Place spilt hot
curry on an advocate, Jitender Mohan Gupta, a Delhil court has held the
restaurant guilty of deficiency in service and ordered it pay the victim
damage of one rupee.
Additional sessions judge Narottam Kaushal held that
the waiter and the restaurant were jointly liable to pay damages of Re.1
to the lawyer "towards deficiency in service, subsequent defiant
attitude and for injuries suffered by the complainant".
The complainant had alleged that on the evening of
June 9, 1987, the waiter had spilt a bowl of curry on his legs, when he
and his family were there for a meal.
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‘Surgery’ softens
saboteur A simple surgery
has done the job, unaccomplished by our charismatic Vajpayee and his
years of effort. The successful heart surgery of Noor Fatima of Pakistan
in Bangalore has changed a terrorist called MD. Ashraf of the
Harkat-ul-Jehadi-Islami (HUJI) facing charges under POTA.
This time the doctors have done a great job in
bridging the gap between India and Pakistan which compels to think that
the two quarrelsome brothers of sub-continent will be brought closer not
by political people but apolitical. |
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