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Plot for sale in
the moon A new real estate
agency in Melbourne opens its doors selling one-acre blocks on the moon
for $59 and 10-acre "lifestyle" blocks for $298. Paul Jackson, 33,
announced he had bought the rights to sell the land from Nevada-based
Dennis Hope. Hope has been cashing in since 1980 on what he said was an
apparent loophole in the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty that barred nations
from laying claim to the moon but said nothing about individuals.
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When the cops
become thieves WHEN the police
themselves become the thieves, the situation is serious but when a
policeman steals the belongings of another policeman the situation
becomes laughable. Is not it? It seems to have happened. The police are
investigating charges that a constable of Delhi Police, posted with the
Tilak Marg police station, pinched Additional Station House Officer
V.P.Sharma’s mobile and gifted it to a relative.
"Sharma had been charging his mobile in his room and
had to go out for a while. On his return, he found the mobile missing,"
said a source. The officer’s cellphone company then tracked the machine
down using its EMI number—an electronic code unique to each instrument.
Its user was hauled to the police station. "This person revealed he had
got the handset from a relative. This relative turned out to be that
constable," the source said.
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Campaigning
through SMS
ASK a teen-ager about the benefit of SMS, he will
shout back dubaara mat puchhna as in the Ad. of Chloromint. And
the political parties are the opportunists to cash in in the benefits of
SMS. The forthcoming elections will be a testing ground of their
efficacy. So don’t get surprised if you get SMS on your mobile to vote
for a particular political party, in the coming assembly polls.
Techno-savvy parties are trying out all-possible ways to reach you.
Posters are passé—though unavoidable—SMS, e-mails and cable TV are the
new modes of communication they are venturing into.
BJP vice-president Vijay Jolly said: "We have decided
to mobilise our youth wing to draft short and crisp SMS messages like
BJP lao Congress hatao, Delhi bachao. The messages will
attract the younger generation". Delhiites will also be informed about
election rallies in their area via SMS. The party will soon approach
mobile service providers in Delhi for utilising the Short Messaging
Service facility.
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Insects halt train
A swarm of young millipedes stopped a train in the mountains near Osaka,
Japan, as they covered a length of railway tracks. The one-coach train
skidded to a halt after crushing an "enormous amount" of the white
insects, each measuring three to six cm, along 400 m of track.
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Boom time for
astrologers Elections ensure
spurting of activities on many fronts. Why should astrology be lagged
behind? So it’s boom time for astrologers. Nervous Delhi politicians are
flocking to them for celestial pointer. Lucky colour, trinkets and
gems…almost anything goes for that elusive "ticket". As political
parties start the election process for Delhi seats, everyone, right from
wannabe MLAs to seasoned politicians, is taking advice from the
neighbourhood astrologers and blessings of his/her "spiritual guru" to
make it to the Vidhan Sabha.
Says Ajay Bhambi, an astrologer who advises Delhi
Transport Minister Ajay Maken, "Whenever there are elections,
politicians start pouring in, especially the first-timers seeking
tickets… Since politicians cannot wear anything except white or light
pastel colours, they
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'Fake-dream' to
date with Ash WHO knew the dream
of Ken Corley to date with the "most beautiful face in the world" will
be dashed even after coughing up $1,400 and will give embarrassment of
being cheated by an Indian lady. Ken, an American citizen, has
approached the Delhi Police to help him locate a Delhi-based woman who
stole both his heart and money.
According to Dependra Pathak, DCP (Crime), the
complaint met the woman on the Internet; he became fond of her and asked
her to send her pictures. The woman sent him the photographs of
Aishwarya Rai."
Corley liked the pictures so much that he immediately
requested her to visit him in the US. The woman, however, said she did
not have enough money to get there. "He immediately sent her $1,400. The
woman told him that her name was Anita Chaudhary and that s0 lived in
New Delhi."
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Dengue to Congress
what onion was to BJP TWO
totally unrelated issues have put the Delhi government in a precarious
situation. Sheila Dikshit’s problems: Dengue cases in the city continue
to rise and onion prices refuse to fall. Dikshit fears that dengue can
do to the Congress what onion prices did to the BJP in 1998. You must
have remembered that in 1998 there was an allegation of man-made
shortage of onion to defeat the BJP. Some suspicious souls can’t stop
thinking even the dengue being man-made or deliberate. Are they right?
It’s a million dollar question. |
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