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Marijuana – pleasure or medicinal drug?
For many it is difficult to believe that marijuana is a
drug that needs to be banned. The favorite of Lord Shiva and publicly
consumed by the Nihang sect of the Sikhs, it is considered to be a
harmless hobby that gives pleasure and helps concentrate on the reunion
with the soul. Even in the west a debate is raging and there is a strong
lobby that advocates its medicinal use.
Recently
a BBC reporter came across strange facts when searching on the net the
use of marijuana in California. Marijuana is supposed to be prescribed
only to people suffering from life-threatening conditions but the
reporter David Willis found the reality was quite different.
His
experience also points out to the reason so many foreigners throng to
the Kullu valley and then stay put. There is no need for subterfuge and
the person needing a smoke can just help himself at any point of time on
the road side. The west has a system of controlling banned substance and
therefore equally effective system to beat the ban.
A Google
search revealed plenty of options when he typed in medicinal marijuana +
Los Angeles and within seconds. He felt as if there was practically
smoke coming out of the back of his computer.
Among
the seemingly endless stream of entries was the 420 Evaluation Center
(420 is a local nickname for marijuana). It's a "medicinal clinic" where
"qualified patients" could obtain a doctor's recommendation allowing
them the legal use of marijuana. They offered a $25 discount for new
patients. The reporter called and made an appointment for the next day.
The 420
Evaluation Center was in a stucco-fronted brick building opposite a
roast beef sandwich shop in a sweaty suburb of Los Angeles known as the
San Fernando Valley. One of the walls was taken up with a Salvador Dali
poster showing swans merged with elephants: perfect for those who needed
a hallucinogenic fix before they got their prescription.
A man
behind the counter took his money ($100 for a consultation) and handed
him a questionnaire. One section dealt with his medical condition.
According to the rules one has to be virtually at death's door,
suffering from cancer, Aids or multiple sclerosis or in chronic pain in
order to qualify. The best, to qualify for the prescription, the
reporter could come up with was anxiety.
Soon,
the doctor appeared - a softly-spoken Vietnamese man who introduced
himself as Dr Do. He wore a white lab coat and scrubs and led him into a
spartan room where he proceeded to take his pulse and blood pressure
before asking precisely how long he had been anxious. When told that he
had this conditions for years the doctor asked if he suffered from panic
attacks. Despite the negative reply Dr Do wrote panic attacks in his
notebook. They spent a few minutes shooting the breeze about Asian
cuisine and he signed a prescription for medicinal marijuana, valid for
a year.
His
friend Will was waiting for him when he got outside. A concert oboist
who once performed with Pavarotti, he had developed a deep affection for
the herb during his time on the road, yet managed to conceal it from his
fellow musicians even after once losing concentration in the middle of
the Messiah and playing all the notes in the wrong order.
There
was another episode - during a performance of Stravinsky - in which he
became convinced he was Petrushka but that incident he blames on rogue
hash brownies.
He was
happy with the find because he had all along said that the place was
like Amesterdam where marijuana can be easily had. Then he was keen to
show him where he went to buy his cannabis. It was a short drive from Dr
Do's and recently voted dispensary of the year by one of the pot
smokers' magazines (the most famous of which is, incidentally, called
High Times).
With
more than 200 dispensaries now operating legitimately the street dealers
are all but obsolete and the state is happy because it collects the
taxes. The place was a nondescript building next to a Thai restaurant
which contained cosy couches and a big picture of the Mona Lisa on the
wall with that inscrutable grin and a fat joint in her right hand. Who
said pot smokers do not have a sense of humour?
Will and
the reporter were buzzed through a metal gate by an attendant, who
himself looked slightly buzzed, and ushered into a small room which
could pass as an Aladdin's Cave of narcotics.
Beneath
a glass-topped counter were dozens of different varieties of weed laid
out in plastic pots, and alongside them an arsenal of drug-taking
paraphernalia including pipes and infusion implements, all in iridescent
colours.
The
different varieties of dope were listed on a white board. They bore
exotic names such as Maui Mist, Blue Dream and my personal favourite,
Super Train Wreck.
David
Willis’ prescription did not place a limit on the amount of marijuana he
could buy a day and he asked the man with the trippy smile behind the
counter what he recommended for anxiety. He pointed me in the direction
of one called Purple Kush.
"How
much should I take?" The naivety of the question seemed to catch my
moon-faced pot sommelier off guard. "I guess start with two or three
puffs and see how you go..."
The
benefits of medicinal marijuana to the seriously ill have been widely
chronicled. People with conditions such as cancer, arthritis and Aids
say the drug helps make their symptoms bearable.
With
more than 200 dispensaries now operating legitimately, the street
dealers are all but obsolete and the state is happy because it collects
the taxes. Yet with some dispensaries installing vending machines in
order to deal with out-of-hours customers one has to wonder if the
situation is in danger of becoming a farce.
Getting
on for 250,000 Californians are said to carry prescriptions for
medicinal marijuana, and who knows how many of them - like David Willis
- suffer from little more than the occasional bout of self-doubt.
David
Willis did not buy any weed and is thinking that one day he will frame
his prescription and put it on the wall. In the meantime - to paraphrase
Bill Clinton - if I smoke, I certainly won't inhale. |