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Identity Crisis
The newly-appointed Labour Minister, Sahib Singh Verma,
seems to be facing an identity crisis. He is learnt to have instructed
his staff in the Labour Ministry to put ‘Sahib Singh’ instead of ‘Sahib
Singh Verma’ on all official records. The national capital’s political
grapevine has it that this instruction has been in force since some
people from Haryana said that his name, with Verma added, gives the
impression of his being a baniya. But then, the Labour Minister, in his
attempt to become a Jat leader, appears to have taken the wrong tack. He
probably does not realise that if ‘Verma’ is struck off his name, people
will take him to be a greenhorn in the political arena. Is the Labour
Minister prepared for that?
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Tel Chatte BJP
Rajya Sabha member and RJD leader Laloo Prasad Yadav, does not
hesitate to foist his own brand. Recently in Parliament, when each
opposition member was targeting Petroleum Minister Ram Naik on
irregularities in petrol pump allocations, Laloo found the proceedings
boring. He rose from his seat and began to spout his special brand of
speech: "Log jhhuti afwahein failate hein ki mein karoro rupaiya ka
chaara chaat gaya. Lekin ye nahi jante ke BJP wale to tel chatte hein.
Pure desh ka tel chaat jayenge. (People are spreading rumours that I
ate up fodder worth crores of rupees. But they do not know that the BJP
men drink oil. And they will suck up all the oil of the country.". It
was enough to kick off peals of laughter. Even those who were sitting on
the Treasury benches could not resist laughing.
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No Excuses, Please
Persons like Arun Jaitley do not normally make
excuses, but when it comes to the crunch they do not hesitate in doing
so. This is what happened recently. Information and Broadcasting
Minister Sushma Swaraj had called an informal gathering of all former
Union I&B ministers at her residence a few days ago. I. K. Gujral,
Pramod Mahajan and several other persons who had been in the ministry
attended. Jaitley was conspicuously absent, even though he had been
informed about the gathering well in advance. After the party ended, a
journalist from a reputed national daily made a telephone call to
Jaitley and asked, "Sir, aapne kyon nahi party attend kiya. Kya koi
khas baat (Sir, why did you not attend the gathering. Was there
something special?)." Jaitley coolly replied: "When I was a minister, I
had a lot of officials to look after my work, now I am merely a party
worker. Consequently, I have to bear the burden of files myself, so
where is the time?"
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Disillusioned Sonia
Congress President Sonia Gandhi seems to have fallen into
the morass of disillusionment. She does not understand why Opposition
parties like the NCP and the Samajwadi Party do not give due importance
to her stewardship as the President of the 117 - year-old Congress. In
the run up to the vice-presidential election she wanted to formulate a
strategy jointly with these parties. She telephoned the Samajwadi Party
chief, Mulayam Singh Yadav, and NCP president, Sharad Pawar, telling
them that her political secretary, Ahmad Patel, would meet them
separately and discuss in detail plans and strategies meant for the
election. Both the leaders did not appreciate Sonia’s offhand way of
dealing with a serious matter like the vice-presidential poll. They
decided to respond in the same manner. Sharad Pawar told Sonia that as
he was busy, his political adviser, Prafulla Patel, would discuss the
matter. A similar reply was given by Mulayam Singh Yadav who told Sonia
that he was preoccupied with U. P. political affairs and his party
general secretary, Amar Singh, would sit in at talks with her emissary,
Ahmad Patel. Embarrassed, Sonia had no option but to reluctantly accept
the tit-for-tat responses of Mulayam and Sharad.
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Teen Devian and poor Vajpayee!
Even tehelka.com or, for that matter, the Gujarat situation could not
have bothered Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee more than three women—Mayawati,
Jayalalithaa and Mamata. While Chief Minister Mayawati’s approach
towards governance in Uttar Pradesh is making life uncomfortable for the
Prime Minister, Mamata’s behaviour in the aftermath of the Government’s
decision on the railway zone bifurcation issue has made Vajpayee a
prisoner of his own conscience. The Prime Minister is not able to decide
how he should deal with the Trinamool chief who has the potential to
hurt the BJP-led NDA government’s interest through her inimitable
theatrics both inside and outside Parliament. And then, there is the
imperious Jayalalithaa. The Tamil Nadu Chief Minister is bent on
needling Vajpayee as much as she can. After putting MDMK leader Vaiko
behind bars under POTA, she is pestering the Prime Minister to throw M.
Kannappan, another MDMK leader, out of the Cabinet. According to
sources, the AIADMK general secretary has flooded the PMO with pleas to
remove Kannappan from the NDA ministry immediately. The reason she gives
is that he has indulged in Constitutional impropriety by openly
supporting the banned outfit, LTTE. Vajpayee is in a fix. If he throws
Kannappan out of the ministry, it will dent the NDA’s strength and if he
does not, then it will send a message that the Centre has its own agenda
for tackling terrorist organisations like the LTTE. Poor Vajpayee does
not understand where to move to get far way from these three devian.
"You should create a special cell in the PMO to deal with these three
gentlewomen,’’ a man from Agra is learnt to have written to the Prime
Minister. Good advice indeed! |
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